I'm Max and you're listening to Zetos Lapidus, a Mammoth Club original podcast.

What's up all you teen surfers and or teen bikers? I'm Alan.

I'm definitely team surfer.

Oh, okay, cool. I'm um...

Oh, you're referring to something here. Hold on.

Yeah, no, I'm waiting, I'm holding.

I have to find my note.

Yeah, tell me, what about we, we got to know what you are though.

I'm, uh...

You're, um... I wrote it down.

I'm a hoh-dad.

Oh, you're a hoh dad a hoh dad okay

I'm not really a hoh dad but I just thought the word was funny

oh it in arguably a funny word yeah and this is zedis lap is it is

it is the podcast where we watch every Disney channel original movie or

DCOM in chronological order and then spend way too much time analyzing them

this week folks we watch the one and only movie in the year 2013

produced by the Disney Channel and that is teen beach movie.

You know it? Weirdly, Alan, fun fact, this was the only movie in 2013.

That's wild.

Does anyone know how many movies there were in 2013?

One. One, just this one. How interesting. Yeah, pretty pretty it's pretty wild. This movie was released. This one or only movie was released on July 19th of 2013 so you really had to go the entire first half of the year without any

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