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Good evening, children.

It's Granny Maduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Once upon a time, there was a teeny tiny woman who lived in a teeny tiny village in a teeny tiny house.

One day the teeny tiny woman put on her teeny tiny bonnet and left her teeny tiny house to go on a teeny tiny stroll.

And the teeny tiny woman had gone just a teeny tiny way

when she came to a teeny tiny gate.

So the teeny tiny woman pushed open the teeny tiny gate and entered a teeny tiny churchyard.

And when the teeny tiny woman walked inside the teeny tiny churchyard, she found a teeny tiny bone on a teeny tiny grave.

The teeny tiny woman said to her teeny tiny self,

This teeny tiny bone will make me some teeny tiny soup for my teeny tiny supper.

And so the teeny tiny woman put the teeny tiny bone into her teeny tiny pocket and headed

home to her teeny tiny house. When the teeny tiny woman got home to her teeny tiny house, she was a

teeny tiny bit sleepy. So she went up her teeny tiny stairs to her teeny tiny room and put the bone into a

teeny tiny cupboard before laying down on her teeny tiny bed. After the teeny tiny woman had been asleep

for a teeny tiny time, she was awakened by a teeny tiny voice coming from the teeny tiny cupboard.

It said,

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