Ten Baby Cokes From Now

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Iliza has more advice for Taylor Swift ticket holders and encourages a lost lesbian to be honest sooner rather than later.

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0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me on your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram,
0:11.0	comment section
0:13.4	leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook
0:17.0	we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it
0:21.8	I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me
0:26.5	out yeah you're getting me! This is the last Help!
0:40.0	This is the last podcast episode where I'm coming to you from my sunny English countryside window. You're in the dark.
0:42.0	God, I just want to lit, I'm in the dark. I just want to live, I just want to live, it's impossible to light me in here, on a flower farm.
0:50.4	I want to have one of those farms that like casually also grows
0:54.0	Rutabaga and some flowers and oh we have a couple of
0:59.0	of apples that make their way and we just leave them by the side of the road
1:02.0	come get them or leave what you can.
1:05.2	We also have a free library and we have a goat that we don't milk so it's very full all the
1:10.8	time. Oh.
1:13.0	That's why I want a full goat.
1:15.0	Summer's over, baby.
1:18.0	It's Labor Day weekend and we're back at it.
1:22.0	If you're listening to this, that means you are back into September, which is not the summer, but not the fall.
1:28.8	It's a nothing month.
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