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🗓️ 17 April 2024
⏱️ 56 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to Dadmeet, bitch. Tim, Tubbs, Danny Dubs. Back at it again. We're back, baby. |
0:06.2 | In a devilish mood right now. Oh, no, man. Sorry for our live viewers, saw where we're so late, |
0:10.9 | we were having sex with Larry from the chat's mother. Who's also in a wheelchair? |
0:15.2 | I'm just playing. I'm just playing. We even never did. That's crazy. No, we did. We made her wheelchair crash into his, and now they're suing each other's insurance for damage. |
0:22.4 | Oh, my God. |
0:23.4 | Yeah, we, Iful towered Larry from the chat and his mother together, and we high-fived on the back of their heads and made them kiss. |
0:28.6 | They made them French kiss each other deeply. |
0:30.4 | Yeah, we made his mom put pegs on her wheelchair. |
0:32.8 | It's very... there's a lot of moving parts right now and a lot of actual parts so no i was stuck in i was stuck |
0:39.5 | behind an accident on 95 and bro you know you know the anticipation builds when you're just |
0:48.2 | sitting there nothing's moving and you go oh now i'm late for something and everyone's going to |
0:51.9 | think i'm a fucking dickhead and you and then you start getting you start licking your incisors and you go well at least I'm gonna get to see a pretty nasty wreck when I get up there and I got up there and dude it took an hour and to go to go no no distance and I finally get up there and there's one car might like maybe a door was kind of like |
1:13.0 | that like they'd clearly cleared up every other vehicle and all I got to see was the last one and |
1:17.5 | it was just the car kind of all right camry and a middle age white lady just like oh you know |
1:24.8 | just kind of annoyed about the whole thing. And I was just like, no! |
1:31.9 | I wanted to see fucking flip flops on the ground, dude. |
1:33.0 | I wanted to see... One spinning flip flops. |
1:36.0 | Bro, I wanted to see a blood-soaked fucking Saudi gown. |
1:41.3 | You know what I mean? |
1:42.0 | I wanted body parts and carnage. You wanted salt death, |
1:45.2 | man. That's what you wanted. And I didn't get any of it. And I, and that was right before the |
1:52.8 | exit to get here. So I just like kind of angrily got off the highway and parked my car and just |
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