The 2 Dumbest Comedians Alive

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	You two idiots.
0:02.0	You idiots.
0:03.0	White dude and an Asian dude.
0:06.0	You two are disgusting.
0:08.0	Oh, you two or something.
0:11.0	We're bad friends.
0:12.0	You use those? You use those?
0:13.0	I tried the one.
0:14.0	Yeah, Tom and I did a long time ago, Tom and I did an episode where we went to a sex store and we got a bunch of sex toys.
0:20.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:21.0	And I'll tell you you there's one.
0:23.6	It's called the man wand.
0:26.6	Oh, I know Harry Potter uses it.
0:30.0	That's it, that's it, that's it right there.
0:32.8	Oh, the man?
0:33.8	That thing, dude, that thing, that thing, is better than any chick you'll ever meet.
0:39.3	Oh, any dude you'll ever meet.
0:41.2	But anyway, yeah, and you know, now girls come over to my house and I have it out on the table. I don't care. Oh yeah. I don't hide. I don't hide. I would be
0:49.4	insufferable as a boyfriend. Like if Leanne passed away and I started dating there's more this divorce could have been a thing no
0:56.6	Why go there's why go to death there's no plan on us getting divorce. Yeah if she died that's the only reason I'd start dating other people Really that's the only way we're never going to get
1:05.6	divorce what if she goes um I'm killer
1:08.6	no let me finish oh all right so I'm I'm gonna make a drink.
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