Hey Mr Williams, I need some help coming up with a name for my dog that I adopted the other day he likes to bite teenagers he likes to bite me he gets

really mad so here's what you name it to kind of put it in its place to remind it who's the boss. You call your dog

Gas Chamber. Every time you go out to play with the bider with the attitude,

Here, Gas Chamber, Gas Chamber, Gas Chamber,

Come to Daddy God, that's a good Gas Chamber.

And every time you call his name like Gas Chamber, you're instilling in him, you're reminding him that, oh, yeah, I could kind of be taken care of real quick if I don't get my dog shit together if you know what I mean.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

All right, hold tight on the Harland Highway Show.

Harland Williams. Mm-hmm. That's right. You want the Holly Highway Podcast, my friend.

Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. What a great show we have for you today.

Today is our Call-In show.

We're just that the whole show is dedicated to taking your voicemails and responding to them as best I can. I do have a degree in

psychology from DeVry. I have a degree in neurocology from DeVry. I have a degree in working at Arby's from DeVry and I have a degree in degree in

degree in bullshit as you can tell.

So just so you know how this show is going to work.

You guys have called into the hotline,

the Harland Highway Hotline, which is just so you have it. I'm going to give it out right now so maybe

you'll be on the next show. 3236960222. 323. 3236960222.

3236960222.

And you can just leave a little voice message,

can be whatever you want.

Just don't make it too long.

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