The Adult Guide To Surviving Mondays

Ned's Declassified Podcast Survival Guide

Studio71

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another episode! This week, we’re diving into the chaotic world of "Mondays," where we unpack our struggles with the most infamous day of the week. Devon shares his most cringe moment in the episode, and Lindsey roasts him for his improper portrayal of ‘cup-acting’. Daniel discusses the implications with the current work week schedule, and why some of the ‘fixes’ are quite dystopian. The crew recaps the still applicable tips from the episode, while also providing some fresh current tips as well.

Why does Daniel drop kick people? Why is the crew scared of chimps? And why did the Ned’s Pod tour get canceled??

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0:00.0	This is a Podco original.
0:03.0	Why does Daniel drop kick people?
0:06.0	I don't know.
0:07.0	Because he can.
0:08.0	You guys struggle with any days of the week other than all of them, Lindsay?
0:11.0	Daniel, hold on to your nuts, right?
0:13.4	Well, as long as you can.
0:15.2	You know what, Dennie, I would love to get you a penchimp.
0:19.2	A pension?
0:20.2	Okay, Jim.
0:21.2	You want me to have a pension?
0:22.6	Hello everyone, welcome back to Ned's classified,
0:30.8	podcasts or whatever guy.
0:32.3	And if you got something that vibrates, turn it on right now. classified podcasts or whatever. Welcome back.
0:33.0	And if you got something that vibrates,
0:34.0	turn it on right now.
0:35.0	Hey!
0:36.0	Hey!
0:38.0	Like a toothbrush, we'll brush your teeth.
0:40.0	Yeah,
0:41.0	Gentle hygiene does matter.
0:42.6	It does matter.
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