"The Assistant Expert" with Molly

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Big tea this week, sweetie! Listener, Molly (who's messaged the Unofficial Expert to become the unpaid assistant), is on the pod this week to be interviewed by Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew. We unearth her past, ask what it means to be suffocatingly Jewish, and ask her to write the opening scene of Sydnee and Marie's sitcom. Listen to find out if she got the job! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Introducing the new Philly cheese stack at McDonald's with two beef patties. Oh, yeah, crispy and grilled onions so crispy cheddar cheese. Oh, cheese all topped with a melted cheddar cheese sauce.
0:11.0	That's the Philly cheese stack one for the cheese lovers.
0:15.0	Available until the 21st of November, served after 11 a.m., participating in restaurant-only, subject to availability.
0:20.0	Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first love. They built thoughts together, shared sandwiches in high school, and were each other's first kiss.
0:31.0	They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music.
0:38.0	While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves a kind of like your current account. If they aren't working for you anymore, maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.
0:50.0	Forever!
0:53.0	Well, we're here. We're here and we're queer. It's Pride Month and goodness gracious. Are we having the time of our lives, Marie?
1:05.0	Well, I was just talking to Andrew about it and I'm just going to say this for the record. Just a regular kind of a blah pride for me. Not going to lie.
1:19.0	Have you been going to Pride events because I think in order for you to have a good pride, you got to do bright things.
1:26.0	I mean, yeah, I've gotten some invites, but I don't know. It's a whole bunch of straight people coming to these pride things.
1:38.0	Which pride things are you going to?
1:40.0	Just parties that it's supposed to be queer, but the straights are taking over.
1:46.0	Too many allies.
1:50.0	Marie is an ally, but I'm having a great pride.
1:56.0	I'm having a fantastic pride.
2:00.0	I don't know. I think that Sydney, maybe you got to put yourself a little bit out there more, but you're not really out there, friend.
2:09.0	You're a different person coming out of the pandemic than you were going in.
2:13.0	Excuse me? Talk about it.
2:17.0	Sydney, let's be honest here, you were never home when we knew you in the years past.
2:23.0	And now you want to be home, so it's different.
2:30.0	You have less patience for the things that you probably have patience for before.
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