The Ballad of Silvia, Fernando, and the Cat

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket. They talk about putting on one's socks and shoes, speaking with family members in another room, cupcakes, the phrase "bull in a china shop," cat napping, and doctoral tams.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.2	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn.
0:05.4	We're in chambers this week clearing the docket.
0:08.0	And with me, as always, is the cleanest man in podcasting.
0:12.3	Judge John Hodgman.
0:13.3	You don't know that at all.
0:14.3	You can't see me.
0:16.1	We are not in the same place.
0:17.5	As we always record, I'm always here in my home office in Brooklyn.
0:21.3	But you're now in your home office in Los Angeles.
0:25.7	That question, a little bit inside audio baseball.
0:29.6	What are you using to prevent bounce back in your home office there, Jessie?
0:34.0	I have an extra wide monitor.
0:37.2	I don't need all the width to read this script for this show.
0:41.8	But my microphone faces it.
0:43.4	Like I face it when I'm speaking into my microphone.
0:46.3	And so I have draped a down vest over my monitor.
0:51.4	A down vest?
0:54.1	Yes.
0:55.1	Well, let me tell you how I do it.
0:58.8	Look, you're the master of podcasting.
1:00.9	You brought me into this world.
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