The Best Time for Sex + Masturbation Myths with Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein
Girls Gotta Eat
Ashley Hesseltine
4.6 • 29.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2024
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
The boys are back and it’s a hot one! Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein of Stiff Socks podcast join us to discuss an array of spicy subjects – how often guys are actually jerking off (and why they should never do it before a date), the best time of day to have sex, the perfect length of time for penetration, why lingerie can sometimes be a turnoff, the pros and cons of counter sex, and (on a more wholesome note) what their friendship is actually like. We also have them dissect some wild “Is this weird?” submissions from our listeners. Before the guys join us, we’re talking about dressing for the male gaze vs. dressing for your partner, Rayna meeting her nephew for the first time, and Ashley’s Christmas-came-early theory. Enjoy!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, if you start your day like that, it is, I mean, you're off to a rocky start. |
| 0:03.8 | If I came this morning, I wouldn't be here right now. |
| 0:05.9 | Really? |
| 0:06.6 | No, I'd be a driving hour? |
| 0:08.7 | Are you fucking kidding me? This podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:27.7 | Hi guys. |
| 0:28.6 | Hi guys. |
| 0:29.3 | Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat. |
| 0:31.5 | Welcome back. |
| 0:33.7 | Are you going to bring up Thanksgiving? |
| 0:36.6 | No, I'm done. |
| 0:38.1 | For the fifth time. |
| 0:38.9 | I'm done. |
| 0:39.5 | Plot twist, I am. |
| 0:41.0 | Okay, what are you going to say? |
| 0:42.3 | Okay, so this is... |
| 0:43.8 | Who is annoying now? |
| 0:44.9 | No, seriously. |
| 0:45.8 | This is my whole story. |
| 0:46.9 | Going back on stuff I've said previously. |
| 0:48.4 | That's true. |
| 0:48.8 | Within the same week, I'll do it sometimes. I mean, you'll change, like, where you want to live, what trip we're taking. But even, like, on a small, a trivial scale. |
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