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Now you might have caught wind of this, but Mario's height is kind of a big thing around here.

And so when Nintendo revealed the first trailer to Mario Odyssey and showed him super assassin brosing his way through Crisis City.

Next two literal 10 feet tall giants, it was a try not to cringe challenge that I failed hardcore.

And you guys lit me up on Twitter, so I knew that you felt my pain.

And while at first I figured I'd ignore it until it went away or we had just some in-game explanation,

that just felt like giving up. And I hate giving up.

So before E3 announcements about this game start explaining things away,

I wanted to take a crack at this mystery.

Throw my hat into the ring,

literally, since that seems to be a main mechanic of this game, to actually

pick apart what's going on in this world.

And let me assure you, Nintendo has not lost their minds.

There is an actual explanation here, one that has existed for decades

without any of us suspecting it. So buckle up your overalls and look out for creepy games of

Double Dutch, it is time to legitimize

Shigiro mia moto's latest fever dream.

From the information in the trailer, Super Mario Odyssey, the much anticipated

sequel to Super Mario Iliad will feature Mario

traveling around the world in the most aerodynamics

inefficient ship ever.

Now if the title Odyssey didn't give that away for you, which in and of itself is a reference

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