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My Pleasure

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My Pleasure

Esther Povitsky

Comedy

4.8702 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2021

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

Got a bad mood, don't let it faster, you know what to do, just listen to Esther, say positive and fun, it's Esther Club.

0:12.6

Hello and welcome to Esther Club, live, well not live, pre-recorded from my parents basement it's my favorite place to be um there is a

0:28.0

christmas tree in front of me that's weird it's march 29th um so that's weird but it does make a

0:34.5

really nice night light so I'm into it.

0:40.2

I've been here at my parents' house the last week.

0:49.2

I, uh, some as you, some as you guys's noses, I am fully vaccinated, so I decided that I was going to celebrate my full vaccination by flying straight to the basement.

0:55.4

And I've just been living my best life, sleeping on a futon.

1:00.9

I don't know what else to tell you.

1:02.7

I have some things to share this week.

1:06.2

So let me, let's just get to the topics of ester club today because you know where are they

1:14.1

monday schedule okay so first of all um i okay okay yesterday i went to this vegan restaurant with my parents to pick up some vegan dessert.

1:33.4

And as you were walking out of the restaurant, I noticed that there was a sushi market.

1:40.3

No, I'm sorry, a Japanese market, like a Japanese grocery store.

1:44.0

And I was like, oh my God, I've never seen that before. Like, I feel like in L.A. I'm always trying to look for cool stuff like that. And I never even assumed it would be like in Evanston, Illinois, which was stupid of me because Evanston has like everything. Evanston is where Northwestern University is. And it's just like one of my favorite

2:01.9

places. So I was staring at this, this Japanese grocery market like, wow, like, oh my God. And I

2:07.2

opened the car, the car door, because we're leaving, and I get in the car, and then I hear my dad up

2:13.4

ahead like, hey. And I'm like, what? And I look up in the car the car and I'm like I'm in the wrong car oh my I'm

2:22.1

oh my god I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I close the door and I just walk away and then the woman

2:26.8

sticks her head out and she's like oh are you looking for new parents I was, thank God she's nice because if someone fucking

2:36.8

got into my car, which has happened to me before, by the way, in fucking Brentwood of all places,

2:41.9

I forgot why I was in Brentwood one night and some drunk group of people just opened my car door

2:47.6

and like either Uber. I'm like, no, no, no, get out, get out, get out. And they're like,

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