So we asked our podcast sponsor Yeti for a script to read for their ad.

What we got back was the following letter.

Dear REI Camp Monster podcast host, we could give you a script outlining all the reasons

our coolers, bottles and bags are the most durable, longest lasting outdoor gear on the market.

But as the saying goes, seeing is believing.

So we'd like to send a few of our Tundra hard coolers to your office, along with a big

old grizzly bear.

So you can properly put the coolers to the ultimate test.

Now please keep this testing project secret.

As you can imagine, lawyers get nervous when a hungry bear is let loose on a cooler full

of meat.

Just shoot us your shipping address and we'll get everything delivered to you in Washington.

Signed, your friends at Yeti.

This is an REI Co-op Studios production.

No matter how dark the night, no matter how fast you run, no matter what is chasing you,

you'll be safe.

If only you can make it to the campfire.

There it is, up ahead through the trees.

We're waiting for you, but will you make it?

This is the Camp Monsters podcast.

Feels good to be back around a campfire, doesn't it?

After last week at sea, nice to have solid ground beneath us again, the flickering heat

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