This is Justin, we're receiving reports that a new fat is taking the nation by storm.

Its name... shorts!

But it appears to be this breakthrough in Gene Short's splicing technology

is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe.

It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans.

I really like the denim, but not the leg of the seam.

My mom dressed his cash and my dad likes to green.

I'm not like either of them.

I got the recessive gene.

Jardin Storm, Jardin Storms come.

And tonight a Jardin Storm is a cat and a Gordy fight.

Jardin Storm, Jardin Storms come.

Tonight a pentatom, bat bat bat bat bat!

Jorn-a-cane, Jordan needle, Jordan numby,

Jordan quake, Jordan ruffian, Jordan latch, Jordan vocalitz.

The George stunts come and darts.

So you better start putting them off, there's a chase.

But they kind of come, these shorts will take you now.

They're the new sensation darts.

Where do every occasion darts in the pool?

Oh, even though we're too pumped up, don't don't don't don't.

But first the melody is 99%.

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