The Bowl Saves

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, happy day.
0:05.0	Oh, happy day.
0:08.0	Oh, every day, yeah.
0:11.0	Happy day, yeah.
0:12.0	Happy day.
0:13.0	Happy day.
0:15.0	We need a while.
0:16.0	We need a while.
0:18.0	And it is a while.
0:20.0	You need a lot. Hello, thank you for calling the Lincoln Laney Dance Academy.
0:28.0	We're now teaching night school courses on the Mamba, as well as the bankhead bounce.
0:34.2	My name is Myra Boutros Boutros Monkhouse.
0:37.2	And I'm Crystal Jean.
0:39.9	Welcome back to another episode of Zerlid.
0:45.5	Oh, beautiful accent. Yes, indeed.
0:48.8	Welcome back, everybody. Hope you had a lovely holiday break.
0:53.7	You did it. It's fine. No one did.
0:57.0	Here we are. It's 2025.
1:00.1	It is. Yep.
1:01.5	It is indeed. And it's time for some black excellence.
1:08.7	First black excellence of the year, I'm going to give to two beautiful,
1:14.6	melanated spirits that I love dearly.
	...

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