"The Bra Expert" with Chrissie Mayr

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Lets talk about BOOBS! Sydnee sets the SCENE for getting banned from Dominos. Marie doesnt know anything about Spanx because she has abs. We discuss taking Aderol, fake nipples, expensive lingerie and Victoria Secret employees lying about our measurements to sell bras. Chrissie Mayr is our BRA EXPERT and is a 34DD. Grab your Demi cup, bralette, strapless, t-shirt bra and subscribe NOW. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the unofficial expert podcast.
0:03.4	Hello, hello, I'm Marie.
0:05.2	And I'm Sydney.
0:06.6	Hey girl, what's up?
0:08.8	First of all, 2018 is here. It is time is flying I feel really old. Oh do you hear that that was you that was me doing exactly what you said you were not going to do that's exactly how I feel in 2018. It's just, who, high, too much.
0:25.4	High, are you high right now? No, it's high, like it was too much. I was being extra.
0:30.5	Okay, all right, well. That's how I feel in 2018, extra. Okay, all right. Well, that's how I feel in 2018 extra. Okay, uh-huh, sure. How are you? What's going on? Well,
0:39.1	you, should we talk about your expertise? I feel like everybody knows so much about you're
0:43.0	about you. Yes, I feel like I'm the expert in over sharing my whole
0:47.0	fucking life.
0:48.0	Listen, if you're listening to this right now,
0:49.0	and you haven't heard the bonus episodes on Patreon,
0:51.8	you should go check that out right now because Sydney really takes this honesty hour thing
0:56.9	that we do to heart and she shares all of her business.
0:59.8	And I feel like y'all should be paying a lot fucking more for these like deep dark secrets that I got but I'm letting y'all off on to steal
1:06.8	Okay? Sydney tells everything I need to be I need to stop being so damn honest honestly you need to just start
1:14.8	lying like I need to start fucking lying and I do lie on top of that but like it's
1:19.2	mainly truth so tell the truth like like real stuff too, like I be like, I know, but I have no shame.
1:27.0	That's 2018, that's been my life, no shame.
1:30.0	That's been you since 1989?
1:33.2	I will hit you in the head with this.
1:35.5	I said 89.
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