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Hello Buglers, welcome to Bugel Issue 4,312, sub-ep episode A for a way on holiday in Spain.

I am Andy's Oxman, and as you listen to this or sometime before depending on when you listen to it I will be either a parading around on a beach in 40 degree heat in my bugle brandedos, knocking back cans of premixed

apparel spritz and pre-prept and prepping for another evening of gyrating like a

liquidized ferret to hardcore 1990's house, or B, mooching slowly around a

beautiful medieval town, clothes snout to toe because the sun

and my skin really don't get on contemplating the glories of the northern Spanish

landscape appreciating what can be achieved with the leg of a pig and thinking

about cricket.

So it's B, by the way.

So to keep your bugle feed fed during our hiatus, we are going back in time.

Right now, the French are hosting their tribute to London 2012, which has been charmingly nicknamed Paris 2024.

Twelve years ago, of course, civilization peaked, and I spent all my time and almost all of my

money watching humans do things they really shouldn't be able or willing to do.

Here is a collection of Bugle specials from London 2012 celebrating the very best of humankind,

brackets doing objectively pointless and mostly ludicrous physical activities

category.

Here you go.

Welcome to Issue 1 of what I'm calling to be on the safe side legally and in accordance with

my Jewish heritage, the Londinium 5772 Nomeon Games Daily Bugle Micro Sports Bulletin.

Might work on a catch your title at some point in the next couple of weeks.

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