"The Chicago Expert" with Clark Jones

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Is Chicago better than Brooklyn? We talk dating white woman, comedy beef, watching R.Kelly picking up girls from Clark's school with Clark Jones. Do black people actually like comedy? Grab a soggy deep dish slice & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Hey, what's up guys?
0:03.6	Welcome to the unofficial expert podcast with Sydney.
0:06.6	And Marie.
0:08.3	What's up?
0:10.4	Guys, it's, I don't know when this episode's going up, but it's the end of the year or the beginning,
0:15.0	depending on how we feel.
0:16.5	Yes.
0:17.5	It's cold outside.
0:18.9	Is it?
0:20.5	The world is literally coming to an end because it really feel like it should be colder
0:24.5	It should it was like 60 degrees this weekend
0:27.1	legit my sister was outside Reagan leaves in a short sleeve shirt. Yeah it was honestly, I had a gene jacket on, so.
0:35.0	You had a denim on? No. I had a H&M winter coat, which is basically a gene jacket because it has no lining so yeah and it exists
0:45.2	in winter coat yeah it's crazy because when I see like girls outside looking for their
0:53.2	oubers they like real stressed out because they're like honestly this cold only
0:56.7	lasts two seconds before I really feel the cold so they like be shiver it because
1:01.4	there's no lining in it none do you it's not double
1:04.7	double layered at all it's an H&M winter coat it's literally a brown paper bag in
1:11.1	cheet-a-. Well I hope your H&M winter coat is just like I feel like that's a
1:18.4	spring jacket you know what I mean? No it's a winter coat how much did you pay for that? Was it like a $9.99?
1:23.2	Is it a 30%?
1:24.2	It had one of those red stickers on it.
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