The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)

Bald Move Pulp

Bald Move

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Jim and A.Ron go through the wardrobe and enter the magical realm of Narnia. In this fantasy land, the guys encounter a hot goat man, allegory (or “supposition”), and shell-shocked British children. Trudge deeper into the eternal winter with Jim and A.Ron as they discuss the cast, the world-building, and the healthiest way to be a centaur. Thank you, Josh, for commissioning this podcast! You can get your very own custom commissioned podcast by visiting https://support.baldmove.com/. Join the discussion: Email | Discord | Reddit | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	When I heard her name, I lost it, man.
0:12.1	Jadis.
0:12.6	I'm so traumatized by Jadis.
0:15.1	In the Walking Dead mythos, is Jadis a huge fucking Tolk or C.S. Lewis fan?
0:22.5	Because why the hell else would you have to name Jadis?
0:30.7	Hello everybody. Welcome back to another Bald Move Pulp podcast production today.
0:35.3	We're here to talk about the chronic what Colzenarnia?
0:38.1	The 2005 high fantasy Christian allegory film.
0:43.3	I'll talk about his details later, but this is a commission podcast.
0:47.7	A community member Josh, who you might better known as Jay Colson 54 on the Discord
0:52.1	sent us in. He was the champion of the 2024 bald move fantasy football league.
1:02.1	He vanquished a competition.
1:04.1	I think there's 24 teams in that now.
1:06.0	There's like two leagues, but they all put up money at the start of the season, the buy-in for the league essentially
1:13.1	bought them a commission podcast for the winner.
1:16.0	And that's how we got here.
1:17.4	Somehow we're talking about Christ as a large cat because of football and the fantasy is
1:24.7	associated with it.
1:25.7	That seems appropriate somehow.
1:29.1	I read the line the witch and the fantasy is associated with it. That seems appropriate somehow. I read The Line the Witch and a Wardrobe because I was a young Christian man and obsessed with Lord of the Rings.
1:35.1	So why the fuck wouldn't I?
1:37.6	And I was pretty excited about this film because, you know, it's coming on hot off the heels of Lord of the Rings and you know what not it's going to kind of
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