Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

All right, Skiery.

Yes.

Let's get into your phone tap. What's going on?

Eileen wants the phone tap her husband, Steven.

Now, they live across the street from a Catholic school and a church,

and every afternoon, after school gets out, there's a lot of this garbage and debris left behind by the parents and the kids. So Stephen wrote a letter to the school about the problem, hasn't heard back from them yet.

So I'm going to pretend like I'm from the rectory calling back about Stephen's complaints.

All right, calling from the rectory.

Oh, boy.

All right.

Here we're calling from the rectory.

We'll see what happens.

Here's scary's rectory phone time.

Yeah, I'm looking for Stephen, please.

Speaking. Steven, hi, how are you?

This is John O'Malley.

I'm with St. They're going.

Oh, okay.

I'm just calling to follow up on your complaint letter to our church regarding the Catholic school

kids and how they make a mess in front of your house with gum wrappers and candy and dixie cups

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