"The Complaining Expert" with Jared Goldstein

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

No complaints about our Complaining Expert, Jared Goldstein! Long-time listener, first-time guest, Jared complains about weddings, children's birthdays, and explains the difference between complaining and venting. Plus, Sydnee and Marie got their cooches waxed and Sydnee is in a new discreet location. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever!
0:01.7	It blew!
0:03.5	Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, we're here.
0:10.6	We're here. I want to just, I want to say up top.
0:14.1	And then, the energy is amazing, Marie.
0:17.2	I have never been more excited to see your beautiful, wonderful face.
0:24.6	I'm so happy to hear your voice.
0:27.7	Sydney.
0:29.9	Oh, and there's a fire truck going by.
0:32.9	Yeah.
0:34.8	What I tell you, the devil is always working.
0:36.5	Always working.
0:37.5	Of course, I said something positive.
0:39.1	And the Satan was like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:42.9	The devil was like, oh, you want some positive energy.
0:45.9	Yeah.
0:46.9	Burn the whole block down.
0:50.4	Yeah, Sydney, I like, I like what's happening here, I think.
0:56.2	You're giving me multiple orgasm glow.
0:59.7	That's what I feel like I'm getting from you, friend.
1:01.5	No, not.
1:03.5	I'm just here trying to be good to a great siss of mine.
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