Okay, well, if you're a mean, mean, stride, today's Tom Sawyer, mean, mean pride.

Okay, well, if you're hearing that classic tune, it means you're listening to the Conan and Jordan show and

this is a show where I Conan O'Brien

sit with

well it's no other better way to say it

my nemesis my foe

someone who over the years

has irritated me

an incredible degree Mr. Jordan

Schlansky

hi did you is your microphone on i'm not

qualified to answer that question it's not on it's not on it's so funny it was i just thought wow

he really has no personality i couldn't hear you let's try it again how say hi hi hi you got to

leave that in it's just too good um now I hear you and I prefer it the other way.

Listen, it's, Eduardo, it's not your fault. A lot of sound engineers forget to turn on one of two mics.

I'm not sorry.

We're also joined by Frank Smiley, who's here to help us out, navigate these waters, and maybe intervene if a fist fight should break out.

That's right.

You know, Jordan, how many years have we been together?

Approximately 30.

Approximately 30 years.

You came to work for me as a very young man and frittered your life away.

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