A modern day warrior, mean, mean stride, today's Tom Sawyer mean, mean pride.

Okay, if you hear that song, it means you're listening to the Conan and Jordan show,

or just randomly playing with the knobs on your radio.

I am Conan O'Brien, and I am sitting here with Jordan Slansky.

Hi.

Who has been in my employ for many, many years as an associate producer.

Never quite figured out what he does for me. But we've had a lot of adventures

together. Yes. People often ask me about you. Oh. People say, how's Jordan doing? And then they also

want to know what's the deal with that guy. And so you're a regular part of my life. You come up a lot.

That's flattering. Yeah. Yeah. And not so flattering the regular part of my life. You come up a lot. That's flattering.

Yeah. Yeah. And not so flattering the way they ask it. But the point is, we're shackled together.

For better or worse. We didn't choose this life, but nevertheless, here we find ourselves. Yes. And we're not very well said.

Yeah. And I do enjoy doing these shows with you. I like spending time with you short amounts of time that are controlled. You know you get on my nerves sometimes, and I'm told I get on your nerves.

Well, I think with any intimate relationship, they're going to be ups and downs.

We've never been intimate. I believe we're intimate right now. Well, well, your definition of

intimate and mine is quite different. Maybe it is. Yeah. We've certainly been intimate. You cannot deny

that you and I have been in intimate situations. I don't think so. I there's always a camera present

um and a sound crew and no I don't think we've been in intimate situations. It's not always we

you and I are friends we've hung out not a no I am not we are you and I have socialized

with no cameras present when a multiple times. There have been numerous occasions where you and I have socialized with no cameras present. When?

Multiple times.

When? When?

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