I just want you to know if you need anything don't be shy okay there are no

rules in this house not like a regular mom I'm a cool mom right Regina

please stop talking.

Okay, I'm going like a lady like a lady like a lady like a lady like a lady like a lady like a lady like

a lady like. I've had a love.

This is unladie like. I'm Kristen and my mom was not a cool mom.

Before I get too ahead of myself though, y'all this is episode one of two. It's a cool off. That's right you heard me it's

a cool off between the cool mom and the cool aunt because you know me I love

pitting women against each other especially when it comes to reproductive and

family matters? I'm kidding. Of course, when I say a

cool off emphasis is on the cool and the more I say cool I think the more I say cool, I think the older I also sound.

But I'm talking about what does the cool in the cool mom mean? That is what we are talking about this episode. Then next

week cool means something entirely different when we're talking about the cool aunt, which yes I am an aunt but no not a cool one.

Along the way just FYI the girl, will make a cameo, but not for too long because we all know

she would hate it here.

I don't want to feel her judgment.

So in ladies, when you hear cool mom, who comes to mind? Amy Polar in the original Mean Girls,

Busy Phillips in Mean Girls The Musical, Kristen Conger, yes that's me, and Mean Girls

the Susical? Or how about? Kristen Conger, yes that's me and Mean Girls' Thesicle.

Or how about Sabrina Colburg's mom in real life?

My mom was a cool mom.

Really?

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