What's up guys welcome to Views the podcast where Jason takes his pants off using only my tongue.

Okay, go ahead. Go go go you got it. You got it. I was bad joke.

Go go. Let's not even pretend like that's what's going on because I'm using my teeth.

Yeah, there you go David. That's you pull them off. Okay, we're gonna start the podcast.

But after I'm done using my dick. Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Roll the show music. Jesus Christ.

What's up guys welcome to another podcast. I'm David. I'm 21. That's Jason over there in the corner. He's 45.

I'm 44. Oh, you are? Don't lie like you don't know. Oh well, today's sound of a B.

Today's Valentine's Day. Oh, the worst. Jason just got back from a helicopter ride.

No, let me take that back because she listens to the podcast. Great day today.

I mean, I'm even saying anything about the day. Well, I said the worst.

We should really start the whole podcast over again, but I'm not gonna make you do that. No, no, you're good.

Um, yeah, because our intro was so.

Our intro was so amazing. We can't restart this podcast. It's a bad day today.

It's I had a great day, but I see what Valentine's Day does to everybody. Yeah, it's bad.

It's a lot of work. Like, Trish and I had an amazing time when a helicopter ride, I dressed as Elvis.

I surprised her. I walked out of a costume store in Elvis. As Elvis, I took her to Benny Hanna,

which is she always wanted to go there. Yeah. And I didn't know Valentine's Day was a big deal

until I moved to like adulthood. Do you know what I mean? Like when you're a kid, I don't think it's

like that. I think you just get candy and like, and I don't remember being so much pressure, but I

just saw how it like social media made it a much bigger thing. It's made it so much worse. It's

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