The Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory, the show that's not afraid to admit when it's all washed up.

On a video game island full of law, that is, because I'm finally getting around to talking about the

ARG that blew every other ARG I worked on out of the water.

We would have probably talked about this sooner, but it came out on January 1st, and we were

a little busy here at Thearist.

So after five months, I figured it was high time we take a look at the difficult and disturbing game that took the internet by storm.

Shipwrecked 64.

Now if this is your first time seeing this game you might think it's going to be similar to other lost

video games we've covered in the past like Petzcop where we watch found

footage of someone else playing the game and see the ARG story unfold unfold

before us but not this time friends because this is a game you can actually play for yourselves.

That's right, this game puts you in the driver's seat and gives you the opportunity to go around and find the secrets yourself.

And there are a bunch to find. But get them you have to solve some of the toughest puzzles I've ever

encountered and sometimes you even have to fight the most basic of gamer instincts you have to to lose. If you do that, you are rewarded with the thing that we all crave.

Law. Law about a company fallen on hard times, one man's desperate attempts to save his wife, and one of the most brutal mascot killers the internet has ever seen.

This is truly one of the most disturbing and outright horrifying game experiences the internet has to offer,

but it's also the most fun I've had

solving an ARG in a long time. So let's set sail together loyal theorists as we go

through the puzzles, solutions, and story of Shipwrecked 64.

Boating up the game we're immediately given a choice.

Well, kind of.

We can see that there are two versions of this game.

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