Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish.

You better come out and stop me.

All right. This is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Fu Cinema.

Who were these guys?

You know, Fall in junkie-ons and get ready to pay attention to a brand new, very special episode of junk food cinema brought to you by FilmSchoolrejects.com.

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Dot not the nicest way to spend an evening.

This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I'm your host, Brian Salisbury, and I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

He is a novelist he is a screenwriter a lieutenant of megaforce a man who I have all the confidence in the world has a warhammer battalion that he has dubbed the dirty dozen Mr. C Robert Cargill they're like the ones that aren't painted as well maybe that's the paints ch off. They're just the dirty dozen that you still play campaigns with? Sure. It has to be there. I will not be convinced

otherwise. You know, honestly, I have not made a dirty dozen yet, and I'm kind of a shame that I

haven't. One of them, like, I mean, the fact that Bronson doesn't have a mustache in this notwithstanding,

if one of them is going to be Bronson, you should put a mustache on a little Warhammer guy.

Just like right outside the mech, there should be a painted on mustache.

Yeah, yeah.

Do any of your mecks have mustaches?

They do not, but I do have a space marina, a blood angel that looks identical to Charlton Heston.

And I've had Heston for over 20 years now.

From my cold robot hand.

I don't know.

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