Hi, my name is Chip just roll with it.

If you're watching this, that means you're a little baby broke b****.

But don't worry, you won't be that for long.

If you follow my three steps to success and wealth.

Step number one, if you see a group of pirates, maybe they call themselves the jazz pirates?

Just go take all their stuff.

I mean, just take it, just take all their things and maybe blow up their boat too.

Step number two, make sure to upset as many sea monsters as you can.

They'll give you a little thing called a loan that they'll say is something like high

risk.

Pretty much they're just going to say a bunch of stuff at you and then you kind of just

have to agree and go on and on.

But really, you're just playing the long game and you make a b**** ton of f****** money.

I mean so much money.

And the third step is, ah, well if you want another third step, make sure to head over

to my website and attend one of my private seminars where I will be teaching you the third

step and 10 more steps on top of that on how to make millions of gold by tomorrow.

That's right, just head over to my website at patreon.com, slash just roll with it and

I'll give you all the tips and tricks.

This is not a pyramid scheme.

What's up everybody?

Welcome back, it's your boy Grizzly, the DM of this wonderful campaign, RIP Tide.

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