Hey, it's Dan here, just with a brief message about what you're about to hear.

This is a feed drop of another podcast, but never fear.

It is filled with Flop House content.

It's got a thing that I wrote for John Hodgman to read, the first written comedy I've done for

John Hodgman since our old days working together on the Daily Show with John Stewart. It also has me and Elliot doing some

improv in character at length a thing that we do not do on our own show so I hope you

enjoy it here. You know what the show itself explains

its premise right up at the top way better than I will ever be able to but I just

wanted to sort of explain why it was here. We did a little crossover. It's about the matrix.

We did an episode about the matrix and we thought you guys would enjoy hearing the stuff that

Elliot and I did for this other show. the John Hodgman, it's the novelizers.

Don't want your popcorn, don't want your milk dirt dirt,

don't want my shoes, get pools, I'm sticky coal up.

Don't show me roll mitts, don't show me fist fights just show you words spread out. I'm gonna look like yeah

baby now lies that movie

be sensitive paragraphs and nothing to see can now lies that movie.

Write a book and turn it into a pocket.

Hi, I'm your host Christine Boland here with Stephen Levenson and Kevin Carter, welcoming you to the novelizers.

A podcast where we take classic films, get TV comedy writers from shows like

SNL, the IT crowd, the Daily Show, Colbert, and more to turn them into

full-length audio books. Then we get a different actor or comedian like

J.K. Simmons, Wayne Brady,

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