Hello it's William and Jordan from help I sexted my boss and we're currently being sponsored by Moon Pig.

Yep we're going all in on Father's Day this year. It's on Sunday the 16th of June.

Yes, I'm so fed up with all those dull generic cards you see in the shops.

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I made the perfect card for my father, the front with some lovely photographs of my proudest moments.

I could edit the text and I could even add a little voice note for him to listen to.

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I love that bit. There's something I didn't tell you about Peter Valischek.

It's not sacrificed and not ordained

back when we first went to meet him in Seagberg

and he came out of his house to greet us.

I'm only doing for you.

Oh, I see. Okay.

So it's kind of fancy dress.

I must.

He was wearing bright orange monk's robes over the top of his track suit.

He said he'd put them on especially for us.

And this is what was only for you.

Up the stairs in his office, the room was hazy, covered in a stifling cloud of incense.

And he had a YouTube video set up playing from his computer.

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