From Liverpool, from Liverpool, we need to talk about ghosts with Kevin Eustace.

Yes, it's Monday and it's time to talk about ghosts with I, Kevin Eustace.

Hi, I hope you're all okay this week.

I hope it's going fine for you.

I really hope so.

We're only a few hours in.

And if it's not, don't worry.

In the words of D-Ream featuring Brian Cox on piano, things can only get better.

I do hope you're all fantastically well, though, and I mean it's unlike all other

podcasters who say it, I have on very good authority, they don't mean it as much as me. Truth,

fact, word, life and other things. Anyway, what have we got in store for today? Says me,

travelling to, um, I don't know, somewhere in the

northwest. Put wood in thaw. Anyway, we got all the usual mayhem. Mayhem. Look at me,

quirky sod. We've got all the usual stuff. So, firstly, I'm going to say a big thank you

to our patrons via the medium of song. then I'm going to do paranormal review.

Well, I, Kevin, hi, review something paranormal so that you don't have to review it for yourself.

Then normally, normally, we would listen to one of your true paranormal experiences.

We have a slight issue with that in the fact that no one sent any in.

That was on purpose, that silence.

So guys, do us a favour.

Write down a scary story, send it in.

Because one thing I won't do, I'll tell you right now, is, um, you know, scour the

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