Poppins!

Puffy Bonnie!

It's like a dream come true. It's like living a dream.

Hi honey!

...you know, I've got funny.

But I mean, it does beg the question, what has gone wrong with young Holly?

Promise to God, what is the problem?

Hello and welcome to season five of Lay-Doo, You Remember This, where we look back on all the stories from Hollywood's best worst decade, the early 2000s, a time in history when America found out

that with a trust fund, a sex tape, and a dream, you too could become a star. As always, I'm your host, Dara Lane. And this is the final

installment of our ongoing series about Playboy and the Girls Next Door. In our previous

Penn Ultimate episode, Holly, Bridget, and Kendra fell down the entirely new rabbit hole of fame

that would change their lives overnight. Kind of. On the one hand, for the first time in their

years at the mansion, they weren't just Hugh Hefner's anonymous Fembots. They were seen by the public

as real people with names and everything. They had even differentiated themselves enough that they were able to do appearances on other shows by themselves instead of as a threesome.

Like in 2007, when Bridget competed on The Search for the Next Elvira.

Hi, I'm Bridget Markor, and I'm ready to be the next Elvira. Now, are you goingget Marquhar, and I'm ready to be the next Alvira.

Now, are you going to do like a little monologue or anything for us?

Okay.

All right.

Hello, darling.

Yes, sir, it's little o me, the gal with the curves

that'll rattle your nerves.

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