The Gnome Gnows

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you. Aliens! The old ITV crew Thank you to Gina Gershon Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck A pole vault punch 90’s ITV alien show Out of this world orgasm Smells like team spirit… Is she going to outer space or just dreaming? Work it out on the gang bang Who is Ian The Octopus Man? It’s lovely to imagine Cat Gran? Bryan’s sleep paralysis experience Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thecommercialbreak/ https://www.instagram.com/bryanwgreen/ https://www.instagram.com/tcbkrissy/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@tcbpodcast Visit our website: https://tcbpodcast.com/ CREDITS: Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mom, Dad, can we work around?
0:03.0	James, come round.
0:04.0	Can we have Tykaw,
0:05.0	Your makeup? We need speakers.
0:07.0	Pastors.
0:08.0	He's broken it.
0:09.0	She's crying.
0:10.0	Where's the football?
0:12.0	Can we watch cartoons?
0:13.9	Need a crowd pleaser?
0:15.0	Let's watch something with planets.
0:16.8	A musical.
0:18.0	cartoons.
0:18.7	The match.
0:19.7	New EE TV lets you search live and on demand all in one place. Search E. E. T.
0:27.0	E. T. requires E. E. broadband. Content may vary terms apply.
0:30.0	I don't know what to say. So I'm hoping that the tone of my voice makes you think that I do, okay, sweetie.
0:37.0	Thanks, Tius.
0:42.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:45.0	A little dark known, keeping you from bad things or keeping you from good things, I'm not really sure, but it was really
0:51.0	really fucking weird.
0:52.0	Keeping me from Raphael is right yes maybe I was having a
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