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Larry Miller Show

The God Of Laughter

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Larry summons Momus, the god of laughter to find out if Mercury is in Uranus. Then Larry talks about the Marx Brothers movie "Room Service" and asks for YOUR help in picking out a wedding present. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "They can look at a table leg for seven hours."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who has a really beautiful

0:29.8

wedding to go to this weekend. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:41.0

And boy, oh boy, do I have that wedding?

0:45.6

But I'll tell you more about that later.

0:47.6

Oh, it's gorgeous here today. And we are on Miloronia, but won't be for long because I have well that wedding to go to

0:57.8

back on the mainland in southern California but boy oh boy it is gorgeous today it really is and there's nothing

1:06.7

more beautiful than Miloronia and I know I control the weather here but

1:11.6

there's nothing more beautiful and we had we did have

1:16.2

yesterday we did have a trip to volcano number one and that it's never a happy occasion for the victim, that is, I mean, you know, it's happy.

1:30.0

To be honest, the people on the island love it it and I get a big kick out of it too and again I know this is a I'm I created that and I do it but this this fellow was really really brave and right up to the end when he just sort of said,

1:48.0

Okay, is there any way out of this?

1:51.0

And no one likes that. you know what you just stiff upper lip

1:55.6

and and just say here we go we don't tie they don't tie the hands behind the

2:01.9

back you know this isn't like a you know a prisoner

2:05.3

who's going to be tortured. This is this is volcano number one and he did something that

2:12.3

really deserved it. He really, really made me mad, made everyone on the island mad.

2:17.0

And they wanted volcano number one for him.

2:20.0

He dropped a fork and we don't take that here. We don't tolerate it. He dropped a fork at the table at a community meal and everyone heard it go clink clank ting and he didn't think anything

2:40.8

of it and just bent down and picked it up.

2:43.0

Well, as soon as he did that though, he sat back up and he saw his wife was terrified.

2:51.0

She was sitting next to him and moved a couple of inches away from him. She knew.

2:57.3

And I, everyone looked up to me at the dais there and at the, I was about to make my big speech every speech I make is a big speech I guess but I was about to do it and I didn't want to interrupt it

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