The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introudction 01:58:21 Jury Duty 06:45:09 Hawk Tuah Girl Has Emerged From Her Hate Induced Slumber 16:41:05 The US Office Of Faith Is Lead By A Woman Who Speaks In Tongues 19:24:15 Dog Poop Fight 22:13:14 Arrested Woman Steals Police Car 30:32:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:30:14 A Livestreamed Police Standoff […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, February 10th, 2025.
0:03.5	Coming up on the program today, the Hoc2a girl has emerged from her hate-induced slumber,
0:08.4	plus the masturbation bill that might just criminalize your spilled hummus,
0:12.3	how gays and abortion drove one man to beat up his wife,
0:15.6	and Habashakashiki, we've got a tongue speaker in the White House.
0:22.2	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents great moments in angry voicemails.
0:29.3	Hey, Julie, this is Kathy.
0:31.5	I was wondering if you could call me back because we need to discuss something, something that you told
0:38.4	Stephanie's mother about me that I was mental.
0:43.4	Well, you'll fucking see mental, bitch.
0:45.7	You hang around Norma and you hear that stuff.
0:49.8	You don't know what we're on at that hospital and you don't know what I went through.
0:53.8	Your mother was part of our family.
0:56.8	You aren't, bitch!
0:58.3	You understand me, you fucking whore.
1:00.4	Now, you want metal.
1:01.9	You got metal.
1:03.6	And you will sing...
1:04.8	I'll tell you what.
1:05.7	I don't want none of them you at any funeral from me or Mary or any of my kids.
1:10.4	Anybody died? Keep your asses away.
1:12.7	You and that whore, Brandy, that used to be a little whore when she was 12 years old.
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