The Guest You've All Been Waiting For... | Dropouts #240

Dropouts

Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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What's up party people! This week we have a special episode for you... It's our regularly scheduled program but with a twist, we're f**ked up. When we sat down to record this episode it was only intended to be the drunk episode, but we ended up going for over 2 hours and had so much fun that we wanted the first half of this episode to be the main weekly upload.

We had our friends Ryan and Ben join us in the diner. You may recognize them from their comedy group, CoolGuyzOnline, but they also have a brand new podcast that we, as a company, are producing called Stop the Bit! They're extremely funny as you'll see and it would mean the world to us and them if after this you went and checked out their podcast :)

Here's a link to Stop the Bit!

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0:42.1	If you could become any other race,
0:43.6	what would you choose?
0:44.2	Why?
0:45.7	He goes white twice.
0:48.1	Why are you making this worse?
0:51.1	The edibles are hitting.
0:53.0	Oh, I didn't know you actually took it.
0:54.6	I thought they were joking.
0:55.5	No, no.
0:56.9	I'm f***ing.
0:59.0	Here we go.
0:59.9	So Nicola Tesla was brown with a time machine.
1:03.6	No way.
1:04.7	So he was.
	...

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