The Guy Who Broke His Dick
Girls Gotta Eat
Ashley Hesseltine
4.6 • 29.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2018
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
We love this episode so much, we kept it long and promise it's worth every second. We interviewed Ross Asdourian, author of Broken Bananah -- his (painfully) true story of breaking his penis. He answers all of our burning questions from how it happened to its effect on his life now (ie. is he getting more ass than ever?). And then we dive into a whole bunch of weird sex topics a lot of people are scared to discuss (spoiler alert: squirters and dirty talk are on the menu). We hope you love it, laugh a lot, and never have to deal with a broken bananah.
You can purchase Ross' book on Amazon. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.
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| 0:00.0 | You know, you're like, I just had such a nice experience and like I want to like bask in that for a second |
| 0:05.1 | But you're like in the fetal position like a little fucking baby. Dang. Yeah, don't be such a bitch |
| 0:10.6 | Get up. Get up. Put it back in |
| 0:12.6 | It's bleeding |
| 0:14.6 | Shut up. Hi guys welcome back to girls gotta eat hey y'all |
| 0:34.4 | Is this cuz we're both in the South |
| 0:36.3 | South |
| 0:37.8 | You love to say y'all I do love to say y'all it was just like pouring out of my body |
| 0:41.8 | Was in the land you are so excited. I choose it's nice to say it not have people like look at you like you're insane |
| 0:47.3 | Like oh everybody just assume this is like part of me now. Did you pick up? |
| 0:50.9 | Were you like really getting into it like when you got new verse where you like hey y'all I would like walk up to counters |
| 0:56.3 | Like casually like where are you all based? |
| 0:59.3 | I got a text from my dad last night. He's like heard you had a date with some guy and it looks like Fabio |
| 1:03.8 | I was like what all you people do is stop my Instagram account. You never ask me like what's going on with my life? |
| 1:09.5 | You're cute dad. He's like Arlan. That's my brother's name Arlan told me you to date with some guy looks like Fabio |
| 1:13.9 | I was like okay, well wasn't really a date, but thank you for showing interest in my life. You did okay not a date |
| 1:20.1 | Not a hook up, but you did hang out with the most beautiful person in Atlanta. You're like staring into the sun |
| 1:25.9 | I know it's insane. He's a good friend of mine |
| 1:28.3 | I introduced straight in him when he was in New York same as Turbo Reese |
| 1:31.9 | He's an influencer. He loves the podcast. Stop plugging people that I'm |
| 1:35.6 | He's a what he's gonna plug this podcast. We're gonna make him so let's plug him |
| 1:41.8 | I don't know what to say about it. He's nice. The land I was fine. How was the bathtub at the ritz? |
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