The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Promo Code: DORK / Techno Geek Shirt 01:23:03 Introduction 03:15:05 A Bag Of Lays Potato Chips Ruined My Day 08:05:04 The Government Is Chemicaling An Old Lady 14:00:23 Trauma Massage Therapy 20:32:01 Prolapse Pop Music 24:39:08 Tamir’s Thoughts On Marriage 28:05:04 Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 29:49:13 A Bunch […]

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0:00.0	I'm Timothy Chaffay. Numbers go hand in hand with computers, and computers go hand in hand with dorks.
0:08.3	Today, we look at spreadsheets and the techno geeks who use them on this special edition of the Computer Chronicles.
0:18.3	Funding for the Computer Chronicles is provided by the Distorted View Store,
0:23.2	where today only you can purchase a just a techno geek with spreadsheet t-shirt for $15.
0:29.4	That's $5 off the normal price.
0:32.3	It's part of the 12 days of Distorted View savings.
0:35.7	Just remember to use promo code Dork, D-O-R-K.
0:40.8	Additional funding provided by the Software Publishers Association,
0:45.0	who remind you there's all sorts of awesome games your friends have on their computer.
0:49.6	And it's like super easy to just copy them onto your disc.
0:53.4	But don't do it, because that would make you a criminal.
0:56.6	A bad boy.
0:58.0	A pirate.
0:59.0	Even though there's like a point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero percent chance you'll ever get caught.
1:05.8	So in summation, you get free games.
1:08.7	You're considered a badass for breaking the law.
1:13.6	Pirates are cool and you won't get caught.
1:16.0	Don't copy that floppy.
1:20.1	Are you on the internet?
1:23.0	Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheets?
1:26.7	Hey, freaks, it's Tuesday, December 17th, 2024.
1:27.9	Coming up on the program today,
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