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🗓️ 27 April 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
0:14.1 | God bless you. It's great to be with you today. |
0:16.8 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, |
0:21.6 | our YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
0:26.1 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
0:29.3 | I'd like to start with something funny, and someone sent me this funny prayer about food. |
0:34.7 | It goes like this. |
0:36.0 | Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall into the |
0:39.6 | clutches of cholesterol. At polyunsaturates, I'll never mutter, for the road to hell is paved with |
0:46.7 | butter. Cake is cursed, cream is awful, and Satan is hiding in every waffle. Bells above is a chocolate drop. |
0:56.1 | Lucifer is a lollipop. |
0:58.2 | Teach me the evils of fried chicken from the south. |
1:01.6 | Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth. |
1:05.8 | Say it like you mean it, y'all. |
1:07.7 | This is my Bible. |
1:09.2 | I am what it says I am. |
1:15.0 | I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
1:22.5 | Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
1:31.2 | I will never be the same. In Jesus' name. God bless you. I want to talk to you today about the I am advantage. Two of the most important words we can ever say are I am. They're just small, |
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