The Isle of Alabama Man

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

--A man jetskied across the Irish Sea for love and he wasn't even from Alabama --How a dad jailed for jetskiing to another country could never parent effectively again --Ryan auditions for the CFB Playoff committee --Actual impassioned profane hollerin' about the very bad playoff rankings --No one cares about downtrodden underdog USC (no really, it's a thing) --"When Greg McElroy is on the barricades with you, it's over" --Talking about games no one wants to happen this weekend because everyone is very tired --Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss: The game where everything's made up, and nothing matters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	To the internet's own like college football podcast, I'm Spencer Hall and I am here to tell
0:37.4	you all a story.
0:41.5	Is it a college football story?
0:42.9	I think so.
0:43.9	It's about overcoming odds.
0:46.6	It's about getting necessary yardage.
0:50.5	It's about being off sides literally and you'll see why.
0:57.4	Dateline London, last Thursday, Dale McLaughlin, Bauded jet ski.
1:03.0	Yeah, there's the Scottish guy, Dale McLaughlin, who after working on the Isle of Man and
1:11.3	starting a relationship with a lady on said Isle of Man, a self-governing island between
1:19.5	Ireland and the coast of Scotland in Great Britain.
1:26.0	He missed her being isolated as he was during the coronavirus pandemic.
1:30.5	Yeah, he's on an Isle of dudes.
1:34.5	And on Monday of this week, Dan McLaughlin sentenced to four weeks in jail.
1:45.2	What happened between Thursday and Monday, Dale decided to become the ancient mayor and
1:50.2	enter himself and get to the Isle of Man and see his lady.
1:56.6	But getting on a jet ski, the very beginning, the very tail end of fall, the very beginning
2:03.8	of winter on some very, very harsh seas on a jet ski and driving all the way across what
2:12.0	should have been a 40 minute journey on a jet ski and open water to the Isle of Man.
2:19.2	I have a series of rhetorical questions.
2:21.6	One, had Dale McLaughlin ever written on a jet ski before?
2:27.4	Take it, anybody?
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