Sharpen up your pencils without breaking the tip off in the machine because today's school is back in session.

We're talking kindergarten and the question on everyone's mind what is the deal with nuggets? What are you doing here?

Nuggett took care of all the people at the end of his last game?

Nuggett does not want another nugget theory.

Nuggett has some delicious golden rattles in the microwave right now.

Cannot be bothered with your paltry series.

But nugget, what else would we talk about?

Kindergarten, this is practically your game.

There's not like there's a whole lot of story here to work with.

No story?

No story?

Oh, my little dumb, dumb.

Of course there's lore here.

There's a story at work in my game that you lose your little pebble brain.

This theory goes deeper than the nugget cave

and gets darker than the inside of Agjus' dumpster.

Oh, hi!

Yes, nugget has quite the theory for you today. And Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory, where today we're revisiting one of my favorite

games of the year, kindergarten. Now, I don't know about you, but to me, kindergarten was that

special time in life where things were just a little bit simpler.

When the edgiest life got was a pair of safety scissors and the coolest kids were the ones walking around with clear gel glue in their art box.

But if video games are to be believed,

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