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This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good. It just has to be fattening. I'm your host, Brian Sousbury,

and normally I'm joined by my co-host, C. Robert Cargill, but he is off fighting the

Polaroid Armada. He didn't quite get in with the Kodak Armada, but he's fighting the Polaroid Armada right now. So in his stead, we have a very

special guest, a friend of the show from We Hate Movies and the holder, I believe, of the

original high score on Leisure Suit Larry. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Eric Siska. Thank you. Yes,

absolutely. I knew how to make that guy get his Willie wet, and I'm proud to be here today. Thanks for having me.

Can you imagine if that was the test to determine Earth's greatest champion was like, what would that contest have looked like if you got sucked into the leisure suit Larry world?

Well, I assume like the alien gleep-glops would then have you like have sex with things, right? Wouldn't that? Oh, yeah.

That's how you defeat the, uh, the, uh, uh, co-codan armada. The codan armada. Yes. If it sounds ridiculous, it's because it is. But yeah, you're right. Those aliens would have all had dicks. Like every single alien that you encountered would have had a dick.

I feel if you got, if leisure suit Larry was the litmus test of Earth's greatest champion.

Right.

And then you'd have to, I guess, amuse them enough in order for them to successfully come to completion.

Because that was the objective of that game.

I actually played leisure suit Larry back in the like, what was that, the early mid-90s?

Yes.

Yeah.

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