The Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee: Joe Wicks Broke My Bum - Tuesday, March 24

The Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee

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Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Iain Lee's live on talkRADIO between 10pm-1am Monday to Fridays but, if for some inexplicable reason you miss the show, you can get the best bits every day right here.Or, to be absolutely certain you don't miss out, subscribe to the podcast on iTunes.

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:20.0	Walk radio.
0:27.0	Here we go, dear listener.
0:31.0	I'm bringing you love so true,
0:34.0	That's what I owe to you
0:36.0	Walking back to happiness I shared with you.
0:40.0	Can I ask if someone had done a dump?
0:42.0	Was it very something? dump, it was... Oh, it was one cat.
0:45.0	Oh, three, four, four, four, nine, nine, nine, one, one, thousand, I reiterate,
0:52.0	when I asked if someone had done a dump it was at one of the cats and it was on one of them had done a dump.
0:57.6	It was Patty, she'd done a tiny little nugget.
1:00.0	And she sat on my lap and she's got the cone of shame on because she's had her ovaries removed.
1:05.4	This is the late night alternative.
1:09.4	No talk of animal love Tonight, please.
1:14.0	Please, hey, I've got problems, two problems.
1:16.0	You think you've got problems with the bloody COVID-19 nonsense.
1:19.0	I tell you real problems.
1:20.0	Right, one, twice today I've opened my fridge and it has not been working. Now, this is a new
1:28.5	fridge. Oh, just phone up John Lewit. Yeah, John John Lewis, get off of there.
1:34.0	Well, then, Pacts, you've been an absolute bell cheese.
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