Good dinner party?

Fun, but you definitely blew our budget.

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You got everyone a gift, but it wasn't anyone's birthday.

Says the person who gave a coupon as a tip last week.

Have you bought a chandelier for a one bedroom flat?

At least I didn't sublet the couch.

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Let's talk to Al Mementock, Chairman of Migration Watch, because her, as luck would have it,

and no matter who is in charge, it would seem none of them know how to stop the bleeding boats.

And Abu Wadi, a ghastly individual who's pictured in the Daily Mail today on page 13,

called for the slaughter of all Jews, a former key member of a militant group that has terrorized Israel for years and years and

years. Well, guess what? Now he's in Britain, but nobody knows where. Marvelous, isn't it? Alp,

very good morning, too. Good morning, Mike. I mean, we knew that this was going on. We knew

that, you know, our week in, week out, we get these characters arriving on our shores,

whose identities are hidden, whose passports are thrown in the sea, whose phones are thrown in the sea.

You know, we don't know who's really coming in.

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