This ritual has been passed down throughout the centuries.

It originates from the British Isles, during the Middle Ages,

where it was viewed as devil worship by Puritans and a way to protect your home

by those who knew that what was really standing in their fields was not the devil.

If completed successfully, the ritual will ensure you one year of safety,

physical, fiscal, and or mental, depending on your events that occur during it.

You will need a house in the countryside, preferably with a field of crops out back. Technically,

all that's required is a large backyard, the larger the better. But success has only come from

houses in the countryside. A candle. Attempting to use a flashlight, cell phone, or any

other electronic source of light will

be unsuccessful, causing the light source to flicker and die after only a few seconds.

This is why either a candle, an oil lamp, or any sort of non-electric illumination is required.

A crucifix.

I'll explain that later.

A watch or clock to carry around with you.

Again, cell phones will not work during this ritual.

To begin the ritual, make sure it is late enough for no one around to be outside,

and make sure that the sun has set.

The being the ritual is based around will not appear if anyone other than the summoner is around to detect its presence.

The earliest successful summon was at 9 o'clock.

Go out into your yard and whisper seven times, but who will scare the crows away, while facing the house.

On the seventh whisper, you should hear from behind you, that's not your biggest problem.

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