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Hello.

All right.

And welcome back to another episode of Long Winter, just like that another week.

Are you sick of me?

I'm sick of me.

But too bad, really really because I'm in a

contract. Too bad really because I have to show up here once a week, every week on Thursdays,

and deliver whatever the fuck I can deliver. So I do my best and that that's why we're here. And I cannot thank you enough.

And I can't go anywhere because I'm legally obligated to be here. All right? Someone was like, I get it now.

I get it.

I get what people are saying.

I was listening to your podcast.

And then I found myself waking up to your asshole flipping inside out.

What?

What part of my anal prolapse put you to sleep?

It's the nice, it's the nice, low octave, kind of soft

tone of my voice. It doesn't matter what the fuck I'm saying. This could be some kind of a threat

and you're going to fall asleep. This is the best education you all have ever gotten because you're

not going out of your way to educate yourself. I know. That's why you come here every Thursday.

And that makes you fall asleep. Well, thank you because actually I don't even care. Actually,

I don't even care about how or what you think of the consumption. Or I don't even

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