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Chosen Family

The Most Chaotic Episode Yet

Chosen Family

Forever Dog

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Comedy

4.8944 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Things get unhinged this week on Chosen Family when Ashley goes into full therapy mode, and Alayna decides to solve a Rubik’s Cube during the episode. Baby Mak is left to pick up the pieces, including finding this week’s listener question: What would you do if your best friend told you that they were in love with you? Would you stay friends, or end the relationship entirely? FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chosenfamilypod/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9WM_cdLWHtsCXLg3ygFiww FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN @ashgavs TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ashgavs Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshGavs FOLLOW ALAYNA JOY @MissFenderr YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/MissFenderr Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missfenderr/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MissFenderr TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missfenderr FOLLOW MAK INGEMI @Makingemi Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/makingemi TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@makingemi YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Makingemi JOIN OUR CHOSEN FAMILY PATREON https://www.patreon.com/chosenfamilypodcast This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/chosenfamily and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Forever. It's a dangerous game to play. You actually, if you are gay, you need to do more sugar until you crash so hard that you get depressed

0:16.1

and you try being straight again.

0:17.6

And then you will find God in that moment.

0:20.9

That's when you find God at your lowest low.

0:23.0

Everyone knows you never find God on a good day.

0:25.0

You have to have a really bad day.

0:27.0

So have the sugar.

0:29.0

Actually, really did hit that cup

0:31.0

And something came loose.

0:32.0

Something came loose. Never do the sugar ever again guys are we okay we're not

0:35.8

we have any today something is going on So full disclosure Mack and I we already discuss this.

0:49.0

Alina is not here yet. I have a donut.

0:55.0

As you know, Elena hates sweets.

0:59.0

Especially, oh, put it up, get it! Why was the link called Two in the Pink, Ashley? Two in the pink. Ashley.

1:04.0

Two in the pink one in the link.

1:05.0

What are you?

1:07.0

How Elena?

1:08.0

What are you guys giggling about?

1:10.0

Nothing.

1:12.0

Why was it called two in the...

1:15.0

Why was it called two in the pink one in the link?

1:19.0

Because that's hilarious.

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