The Most Self-Centered People On Reddit | Reading Reddit Stories

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4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Who can be the most selfish?! They all win! Get 10 FREE meals at https://HelloFresh.com/freepitreddit! Go to https://gum.fm/pitreddit to fill out our audience survey. 0:00 Intro 1:14 My mom lost my LV bag https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ewrdo6/aita_for_telling_my_mom_to_never_touch_my_stuff/ 9:50 I refused to pay for my gf's plane ticket https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1c45tr4/aita_for_refusing_to_pay_for_my_girlfriends_plane/ 22:43 Gf won't stop asking for a ring https://www.rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1epk5ub/girlfriend_of_6_years_wont_stop_asking_for_a_ring/?share_id=tsE_SOWnpQ-jDJphIfI0S&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 32:39 I wanted to use the hall pass my wife gave me https://www.rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1eybqx7/aitah_for_wanting_to_use_the_hallpass_my_wife/?share_id=cKz-EzcqYDhxst9lNCLCw&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 45:00 My bf pranked TSA https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1c6s6g3/aita_for_leaving_my_boyfriend_at_the_airport/ 50:39 I'm divorcing you through Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f1mgdw/aita_for_letting_you_know_i_am_divorcing_you_by/?share_id=wgRYFvuhgBfnbU7jYqsvN&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Mixer: Jose Perez Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	They've got a text!
0:05.1	That's right, dating royalty returns.
0:10.9	The Love Island All-Stars have got their invites and are heading back to the villa.
0:16.1	Which couple will wear Love's crown?
0:19.1	Tune in to ITV2 and ITVX on Monday 30th of January at 9 p.m.
0:24.7	When love will reign supreme.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to Reddit Stories.
0:32.2	I'm Shane.
0:33.6	And today we're doing a classic,
0:35.9	Am I the Asshole.
0:37.5	A bunch of Am I the Asshole stories determining who is in the right and who is in the wrong.
0:41.6	And I am joined by two people who are not the asshole.
0:46.6	But we have them.
0:48.5	Courtney and Arasha.
0:51.3	Ida.
0:52.4	That was crazy.
0:53.9	What?
0:55.3	What's this?
0:57.1	My tattoo?
0:58.1	Oh Yeah, that's so pretty
1:00.6	I never saw those colors up there
1:02.2	It is technically a smosh tattoo
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