"The MTA Expert" with Cousin Jon (Bus Driver)

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Marie's Cousin Jon and Bus Driver tells Unofficial Expert listeners how to properly ride public transportation and what to avoid. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The listeners of the unofficial expert podcast,
0:02.2	Zipcar is offering $25 of free driving credit at zipcar.com.
0:07.2	So to earn that $25 of free driving credit,
0:10.4	go to join zipcar.com slash unofficial experts again that's join zipcar
0:15.8	dot com slash unofficial experts to earn free driving credit hi what's up what's up
0:22.0	what's up this what's up? This is the unofficial expert. Welcome to another episode of The
0:26.8	Smart People Show. Yes. I'm Marie F, I was in my last... I almost hit my last name.
0:32.1	Do it, do it.
0:34.0	And you are Sydney Washington.
0:37.0	Boom.
0:38.0	Sydney Elizabeth Washington.
0:40.0	Which is not even my middle name.
0:42.0	No, but it sounds good.
0:43.4	That's the fucking middle name that you gave me.
0:45.7	It's ridiculous.
0:46.7	Sydney Elizabeth Washington, how you doing today, girl?
0:49.4	I'm fabulous.
0:50.9	I'm feeling so good about everything. I't believe it how are you how was your week going you know I'm an expert in
1:00.7	Curving baby showers and weddings.
1:02.8	That's a solid curve.
1:04.8	But I'm actually doing the opposite.
1:06.9	I'm going to go to a baby shower this Sunday, actually.
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