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Hello Bugles and welcome to issue 4,315 of the universe's official podcast of record charting everything that has and more importantly hasn't happened in this

messed up Cosmos since the Big Bang. We missed the first 13 billion odd years but most

that was pretty drab to be honest unless you were really into astrophysics. I'm Andy's Altzman and I'm delighted to say well many things which is lucky because saying things has become quite fundamental to my career but I'm particularly delighted to say that I'm joined here in London by two randomly selected

representatives of A the Eurasian supercontinent and B everywhere else

respectively Nish Kumar and Tom Ballard hello both of you

Hello Andy hello Tom hello Tom, hello Bugless.

Good to see you both.

Hello, Edish, hello Bugless.

Zewless?

Douckless is a new one.

That's all your Zoomer listeners.

Zoom of Buglers and Zoom. Either that or it's the Bugle listeners that only listen for them. listeners. Of which I count myself one indeed less have asked more of you Andy

And did you want to discuss a text message you sent me a couple of weeks ago about a case of unfortunate case of mistake and identity?

So I was at the Oval Cricket Ground during the final Test match of the summer.

And...

If you don't know what Test match means, you definitely have never listened to the people before.

You are not a Zugler, you are not a Zugler you are not a

Zugler my friend. You're a googler. I only like the guests. For those of you

new to it who don't know what a test much is, it is the greatest thing ever invented.

In the history of the universe, honestly.

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